When your last name is Blossom and your friends are on Twitter, the following hashtag may happen to you #potentialblossombabynames, and you just have to go with it.
Disclaimer: I'm not pregnant or even close to thinking about being pregnant. This is only for comedic relief. Mom, if you're out there, for goodness sakes, don't read into this.
And the top contenders are...
Spring Apple Blossom
Crabapple Blossom...which was the winner until THIS idea was thrown out there...
APPLE BLOSSOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FUR.
Let's be real, if a child with that name can dance like THIS KID, it may be worth it. Homeboy can move.